Nightmare

It was a literal nightmare. Even till now, I am running through the sequences of the ceremony. Did I do anything incorrectly? Did I snatch the certificate? I don't know, something's blanking the memory out. I freaked out. How could I ever let myself into that situation, I cannot figure it out. At the back of my mind, I am doing something stupid, something ridiculous that will make me a total laughingstock. Maybe slip and fall or something. And I am afraid. I am afraid my hair is too long, my moustache showing, my breath too smelly. Everything is horrendous. Save me.